I am the stereotypical dumb blonde. I may not have the brains of a wall street analyst but I do have a big heart of gold and a pussy worth my weight in platinum. I am smart enough to know what gets a girl ahead in life, her pussy and her looks. All I had to do was a little pleading and promising to be the best secretary my step dad ever had for me to get this job. I saw the stack of resumes my step-dad was sorting through to find the right secretary for his company. I may not have any college education or business training but there is one thing I will certainly give my step dad that none of those other applicants will, complete stress relief. My first week on the job is the perfect time to show my step-dad what a great asset I am to his office.