I can explain the purchase of those expensive shoes on my credit card statement step-daddy. You are such a generous step-dad for giving me a credit card for my college expenses and I swear to you these shoes were needed for my education experience, I promise. If I could show them to you, you would understand but you don’t want to see my expensive shoes, do you? You do want to see them? Ok, I brought them home with me this weekend so hang on and I will go get them. See! Aren’t they the sexiest pump you’ve ever laid eyes on? Now you understand why I absolutely had to have them! I know step-mom never wears anything this sexy so she would never comprehend why I bought these with the credit card you gave me for college expenses. Let’s not tell her about this, ok? It seems you are really enjoying looking at my long legs and sexy feet in these pumps. I have a proposition for you step-dad.